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you should not place it in or near your friend’s butthole without consulting them or their doctor first either
These Death Metal Can Coolers use advanced technology (steel) to keep your can colder and your hand more regular temperature than ever previously thought possible
Don’t be caught dead without them
When we released the Death Wave Tee designed by tattoo artist Justin Weatherholtz earlier this year
Artwork by Joshua Noom
Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) Color:Black you should not place itIntroducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally
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